Thursday, April 30, 2009
You know that you are a World Champion when you could easily use your beard to double as a full on ski mask and rob a bank. This Zorro-esque superhuman beard belongs to the infamous Jack Passion, winner of many a beard tourney and current title-holder of WORLD Beard and Moustache Champion. My brother-from-another-mother on the West Coast, Beard Revue, sums it up nicely here:
"Men have crossed traffic to further inspect, admire and compliment this beard. Women have offered their loins...Passion’s beard is truly one of the greatest living specimens out there." - Beard Revue, on the magnetism of Passion's beard
This statement was even further solidified in a late night email I received from a beard-loving friend after a recent Passion sighting in Brooklyn.
Date: Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 1:41 AM
Subject: world champion
To: Katie Alexander
this is the guy i was losing my shit over. he is the world champion. he was wearing the white tux tonight.
I think one of my biggest regrets in life will be not getting out of bed that night to go check out that magnificent work of art for myself. Ironic, since it was standing right next to me a year earlier and i didn't even know it.
Oh well, my time will come. And until then we will continue to hail the almightiest beard in the world. And we will most definitely be rootin' for you in Alaska, Mr. Passion! (For live coverage of this event, please tune in to my twittersphere)
Friday, April 24, 2009
"Matt Hauck and the members of Phosphorescent made it to the State Theater to meet Willie Nelson and Family. Their most recent tribute CD entitled To Willie is a new favorite on the bus." - via Willie Nelson's official website
Phosphorescent and Willie together in the Dirty Jerz last week!! (How did we sleep on this one, TJBJ?) There are no words to describe how obsessed we are with Willie Nelson...but Phosphorescent's tribute album, To Willie, is pretty damn perfect itself.
Eternal thanks to the Captain of the blogosphere, Brooklyn Vegan, for introducing the album to us and showcasing it live at the Brookyln Vegan SXSW 2009 showcase.
Bonus pics - United Beards of Willie in cowboy hat form.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
BEARDAPALOOZA 2009. AUSTIN, TX.
"I am extremely hot and definitely read ACL"
"I too am an ACL reader. Thats why my beard totally works with this man purse"
"I've got two bucks that says the dude behind the camera is drinking a High Life right now"
"My beard is so amazing that it has it's own Twitter"
"Shhhh..this beard is fake, I hope Auerbach likes it though"
"Wow, i can't believe all these tips are from that creepy blonde chick"
And this is just one of Ali and I following that Emo's beardtender back to his hotel...
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
THE NEW YORK RANGERS just officially became our favorite sports team. Anyone who is out there growing beards for charity AND beating the teeth out of the beardless with a giant stick has our vote 100%. LETS GO RANGERS!!
Support the Rangers by pledging to grow a beard HERE.
Can't grow one? No problem. They have a MAKE ONE option too. Check out how awesome Stern's is - cant even tell its a fake!
Monday, April 20, 2009
Ladies and Beardedmen. It probably comes as no shock that this week's Beard of the Ball award goes to the most ass kickin, beer drinkin, heart breakin, earth quakin, Jameson rapin, rock n roll bearded band around, Lucero.
We proudly salute and thank the boys of Lucero for giving us the greatest 2 + hours of awesomeness, happiness and drunkeness that we have ever experienced at the Music Hall of Williamsburg, last saturday night.
Good times, great friends, sweet beards, & one of the best goddamn bands on earth...and it really don't get any better than this.
Check out this touching video of Lucero frontbeard, Ben Nichols, graciously accepting our award. (Apologies for not having any footage of Johnny C Stubblebeard's acceptance speech - we think it was lost somewhere in his beard around 5 am, along with roughly 32 - 35 PBR shotguns and a bag of Chili Lime Tostitos.)
"Chariots of Fire" -Ben Nichols and Rick Steff from Tony Bowman on Vimeo.
and also check out this clip of Lucero performing a beautiful new whiskey-drenched tear jerker off their forthcoming album, Chariots of Jameson.
Lucero - Goodbye Again from Cory Williams on Vimeo.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
This seemingly awesome tattoo belongs to a beard-boning criminal by the name of Kari Ferell. Krazy Eyes Kari is wanted in 50 states(ok, 2) for seducing her way into the beds and bank accounts of countless innocent bearded men across the nation, stealing their money and cell phones, and doing all sorts of other crazy shit on top of that.
You can read the journalistically accurate version in The Observer. But moral of the story, Beards Beware: what may appear sexy over workplace IM/in a naughty note from "Korean Abdul Jabaar" will only empty your pockets, your medicine cabinets and your hearts.
PS Kari - why are you holding a cup that says AIDS if you are trying to pick up dudes? great way to get the fellas in the sack.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Been away for a while due to a porn-related computer virus contracted from sternyoulearn, but we’re kicking it back into gear today with the inauguration of the prestigious Beard of the Ball Award. The Beard of the Ball Award is our way of saluting the beards we love and will be bestowed upon those displaying extraordinary beardliness and outstanding showmanship at any beard-related event.
This week’s Beard of the Ball Award goes to You Bet Your Beard friend and soon to be Xbeard collaborator, Jake Schneider, aka Nitrous Jake, aka Mr. Balloon Beard.
In the Solar System of Beards, Jake could be considered Jupiter. Magnetic, volcanic, celestial. All in all, just a breath of fresh nitrous. In addition to being one of the funnest and hairiest guys we know, he also books some kickass bearded bands and runs one of our favorite blogs around, http://www.jakenjake.com/. Much like us, Jake’s pastimes include blogging, twittering, watching weird youtube videos, exposing copious amounts of flesh(or in his case, hair) and hitting the occasional late night amphetamine-fueled dance party. And when it comes to the beard game, this guy is runnin it - point guard, quarterback and wide receiver style. Watch Jake earning his Beard of the Ball Award here and in our photographic tribute above.
Shirts off and Beards up to Nitrous Jake for making the world a happier and hairier place!